cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed


griefisafreighttrain:

i think gilbert blythe and william darcy could have a long conversation about initially hostile redheads


maggie and the ferocious life

This might be a new writing blog I made. It might be geared primarily towards short essays and opinions and observations. It might be something I continue to maintain. It might be named after a certain animated TV show. It might be a lot of things. You’ll have to see. 


hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready




kasukabes:

if you ever feel unimportant just read this page on the blues clues wiki


regalia-of-wisdom:

bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”


minisawhent:





vndercontrol:

v-ixennn:

holy fuck

Wow


"My name will be Hannah Dash, I will be captain of the gymnastics team and the math team and you will be my foxy friend, Drake Mathers, a delinquent with a heart of gold who the system has given up on.”


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